this is a fact
so is this
lovesoliver orman, RED BULL, black coffee 5 sugars,sloths, oliver/max cuddles, pepperoni pizza every day of the year, lysol disinfecting wipes, hand sanitizer, cream lip stain, cuddleclings

hates people with no sense of humor, broads who act like dudes, dirt, mud, the outdoors, traffic, purple lipstick, sleeping in an empty bed, chipped nail polish, disloyalty